I’m northern - not fuckin Yorkshire inc Leeds when you hear my accent
I live off Greegs - 1.50 for a sausage roll who wouldn’t
I’m a bartender - tequila tequila tequila
Part time Drug addict - I’m half Mexican
With a PHD in Drinkin - ☝️
Total combination above = one fuckd up comedian
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